NTSMS - Non Therion Society Members Society
About NTSMS => New Members => Topic started by: IronCretin on April 13, 2007, 01:21:58 pm
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Hi. . . I'm a Cancer. . . I like long walks on the beach, a nice chianti, and small rabid dogs. I've never really fit in, so I tend to get myself arrested by urinating on public property. . . just so I can have someone to talk to. Sometimes I drink gasoline and try to breath fire. . . and sometimes it gets me hospitalised. My mother says I should move out of home. . . I tell her that I'm 37 and I'll move out of home when I'm good and ready. . . and then I ask if dinner's ready. . .
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*cough*
Actually, I'm 21. My name's Alex, but u can call me Cretin. . . or Alex. . . Whatever works for you. I had never heard of Therion until I got a sample of The Wand of Arubis. . . I liked it, so I bought Gothic Kabbalah. Pretty impressed by it. Not sure if I'd rate the band as one of my favorites, but it's still pretty cool, none-the-less. . . feel free to flame me, LoL. My favorite bands include: Opeth, Iron Maiden, Wintersun, System of a Down, Soundgarden, The White Stripes, and Audioslave. Favorite albums include all albums by the aforementioned bands, Rainbow Rising, Holy Diver, the first 4 or so Sabbath albums, and, well, quite a few others. I really do like walking on the beach. . . but I'm not a big fan of wine. . . or rabid dogs. Music's pretty much my life atm. I guess that's about it. Oh, I don't live at home either. . . If you read the entirety of this post. . . then you, like me, have WAY too much free time. . .
Anyways, hoping to meet a couple freaks and geeks like myself. . . Not in a gay way. . . honest, LoL. I love to discuss music, so feel free to PM me (is that possible on here?) and express your opinions. . . or flame me. . . whatever.
~The (Spewing Verbal Garbage) Cretin~
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Mmhhhh... quite a weird introduction... a bit freaky, to be honest. ¬¬
So you fit into this crazy bunch called NTSMS perfectly well! Welcome, Alex! :yeha:
Cheers!
Markus
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Only "a bit"? :unsure:
And... indeed... he perfectly fits in our freaky community!!!! :yeha: :yeha: :yeha:
:welcome:
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Actually no, Alex.... I'm in a bit of a hurry, but I did read the whole of your introduction just out of pure curiosity! :lol3:
Welcome on board!
Livi
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Hey, welcome! :lol3: Keep posting! :)
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Welcome Alex!
Great to see some fresh stuff has come in! :drunk:
Keep Posting, man!
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welcome Alex :drunk:
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You just want me to keep posting so you can find out everything about me and then assume my identity. . . well HaH! Jokes on you! Sucker! I shall reveal NOTHING about my life. . . unlessssss. . .
Yeahhhhh. . . I got nothin'. . .
Thx a bunch for the warm (or at least tepid) welcomings. . . Perhaps Luke-Warm
*ksssssh* Luke *kssssh* I ate your donuts *kssssssh*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~
Yeah. . . I'm a bit. . . how shall we say? Less than normal? The good thing is, I often get committed. . . w00t free food!
~The (Sanitarium, Leave Me Be) Cretin~
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Welcome! no more words from me i am sleepy!
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Disappointing. And you started off so well.
Rabid dogs are a way of life. I can't really blame you if they're not your cup of tea, but I prefer a mug o' Joe to keep me warm in those warm winter nights when the house is on fire because granny tried to smoke pot again.
I think I see what you mean. Gravy really is brighter on the inside.
*looks at the gravy expectantly*
But mine doesn't seem to do magic tricks.
*sigh*
I want a refund.
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Oh! and Aussie has made it to the NTSMS!
Nice... Welcome to the (do you have some cookies to share?) Cretin... Alex... whatever :unsure:
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HI cretin! wellcome and prepare to face fate !
yo yo yo :)
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Errr. . . are you hitting on me?
~The (Sexually Healed) Cretin~
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Errr. . . are you hitting on me?
I was.
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:roll: Man, this' going to be interesting :roll:
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Ooooo Rawr! Like the Tiger. . . you can see my stripes but you know I'm clean (Dio. . . anyone?). . .
I see you have good taste Nighthawk. With you as my companion we shall storm the skies. . . I with my. . . ummm. . . and you with your WINGS! Oh. . . and if you don't have wings. . . I hate you. . . and the horse u rode in on. . . 'cause you certainly didn't FLY in if you don't have wings.
. . . Charlatan. . .
~The (VENGEFUL) Cretin~
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terve! (hello!)
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hello! (hello!)
~The (Greetin') Cretin~
Hurr-hurr, it rhymes!
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I see you have good taste Nighthawk.
I taste good? Is that it? Is that what you're insinuating? I see through your cannibalistic schemes, Iron. Don't think I don't. They're like one giant see-through shirt and your true intentions are like erected nipples - I can see them all too clearly.
With you as my companion we shall storm the skies. . . I with my. . . ummm. . . and you with your WINGS!
Your umm? Again with the sexual innuendo. I mean, really, have you no pride?
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I don't, just so you know. So, y'know, if you ever wanna...
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Yeah, nevermind.
Oh. . . and if you don't have wings. . . I hate you. . . and the horse u rode in on. . . 'cause you certainly didn't FLY in if you don't have wings.
What if my horse had, like, wings? And I rode in on one... and he had, like, WINGS! So he was, basically, like, a winged horse. Did you ever think of that? Huh? No, you didn't. All you could think about were *my* wings. And sex. That's all I am to you, aren't I? Just a sexy shoeless god of war.
*covers his head*
No... don't look at me.
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I think that NightHawk and Ironcretin are... too... similar? :afaid:
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Perhaps. . . we conspire as one, exactly the same, WE'RE EXACTLY THE SAME (Lamb of God's Descending. . . anyone?)! No, we're not all THAT similar. . . first of all, I'm immensely hot. . . and I have wings. . . and a, uh, ummmm. . . Yes!
I taste good? Is that it? Is that what you're insinuating? I see through your cannibalistic schemes, Iron. Don't think I don't. They're like one giant see-through shirt and your true intentions are like erected nipples - I can see them all too clearly.
Mmmmmmm nipples *licks lips*
Your umm? Again with the sexual innuendo. I mean, really, have you no pride?
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I don't, just so you know. So, y'know, if you ever wanna...
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Yeah, nevermind.
*sniff* you found my one true weakness. . . I HAVE NO PRIDE!!!!!!
What if my horse had, like, wings? And I rode in on one... and he had, like, WINGS! So he was, basically, like, a winged horse. Did you ever think of that? Huh? No, you didn't. All you could think about were *my* wings. And sex. That's all I am to you, aren't I? Just a sexy shoeless god of war.
Frick, you have a WING-ed horse???? That's awesome. . . I totally didn't think about that. No I didn't. All I could think about were *your* wings. . . and sex. . . lots and lots of steamy sex. . . with feathers flying, 'cause you have wings. . . The horse is NOT becoming a part of this! *pfffft* Wait. . . why don't you have shoes??? Is that, like, and ALLUSION?!?! You're no Apollo, that's for sure. . . Hermes? YOU HAVE HERPES!?!?!?!?!
*covers his head*
From what? Projectile. . . errr. . . nevermind. . .
No... don't look at me.
Don't look at me. . . DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE!
~The (Maneating -haha, it's a PUN-) Cretin~
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Scratches head..... damn me If I understand anything :wacko:
But this conversation is great....
By The Way... only virgins can ride the winged horse... wait no... only they can ride unicorns... but perhaps you can't ride on pegasus if you have no pride. Pride as you can find in ancient books (see Necronomicon of weird Arab Abdul al-Hazred) is derived from PegasusRIDE. So no feathery sex and stuff.... but you can usually find some other animal....