NTSMS - Non Therion Society Members Society
About NTSMS => New Members => Topic started by: Sheep on April 25, 2007, 08:52:08 pm
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The Whore, The Cook And The Mother... but where is the Sheep? Aaron S. from MDB probably thought about us when writing this song but as they always did he "changed his mind" in last moment. It's always like that. Discriminated, underrated... damn. We must fight for our rights.
Same with Therion... I love the sound it's a great addition to some baaaahs and beeeehs - especialy older ones. We used to sing a lot of Return in our shephold - good old green days. But he missed one thing too. We know it, we always KNOW - it's because nobody noticed through all this years that we posessed telepathic powers - that Lepacca Kliffoth at the beginning was called Lepacca OVIS!
Beware humanity... your time will come when the sun will move into Sheep Constellation, but now I will say only: baaaaaah....
<Looks deeply in the eyes - Erases memory>
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Eat more mutton, before they come and get us!
Nah, just kidding, oh Mighty One! How could I ever put my teeth in one of the creatures who inspired such great works as "Baah Reginon"?!
Cheers!
Markus
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Welcome Sheep!
Great to see another member of the animal kingdom has joined our community.
BTW, how often do you need to be sheared?
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Shearing is futile. We shed our wool like a second skin. There is something embarassing in all this shearing - try to walk naked at least 1 month and you will see why...
I see that one of your kind tries to stop us. She may be looking like sheep - but will never be the one of US!
Beware of the Mighty Sheep!
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You will not get us sheep!
You destroyed the worlds - we stepped back, You were shedding the wool - we stepped back, but now...
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!!!!
Yes, yes... I know your little sheepy bad deeds, I saw enough in my life.... you always look so helpless, but when you look into sheeps eyes you can see the future... and this future is burning...
Time to preheat the oven Alu... we will need it....
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(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/4766/evizw4.jpg)
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There you go guys:
(http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/Argentina/Tierra%20del%20Fuego/Slow-roasted-lamb.jpg)
Meshwi anybody?
Man, what a feast we are going to have :yeha:
Pops a bottle of wine
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That's not nice, Alu. :sick: I prefer the first pic.
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:unsure: ... Why not? ... lambs are food, and they are delicious!
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:unsure: ... Why not? ... lambs are food, and they are delicious!
Right you are, and so is fish! :evil2:
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Indeed ... but we are not going have another alien-like scene aren't we?. So, let's take a lamb leg, a bottle of wine and feast together. :drunk:
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(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2161/upieczaj9.jpg)
Sheep will strike again!!!!
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You've got the wrong species sheepy :nana:
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All Lophiiformes looks same to me :shifty:
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try to walk naked at least 1 month
Been there.
Next.
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All Lophiiformes looks same to me :shifty:
Wrong again. According to Dr. Pietsch from the Univeristy of Washington, you don't even have the good family :nana:
You know sheepy, you better go back to the BB-Q. that's the place where you perform the best :whistle:
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Sorry mr. Smoked AnglerSalmon :shifty:
I was according to older literacy... Nelson's work from 94
I know that thing in science are going crazy now... so no offence....
You prefer to be eaten with sauce or with some kind of salad? :whistle:
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Don't call him like that!
He is good fish...
...and for me he looks rather like deep-sea anglerfish or black sea-devil. But this only Alu can tell...
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Yes, indeed... he is good... especially roasted with wine-based sauce... :wOOt:
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Guys, I thing we have a wolf dressed like a sheep in our forum. I mean, sheeps usually eat grass... this one is talking about eating meat. That's not normal :unsure:
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No need to argue, folks! Let's have fish for one course, sheep for another!
Cheers!
Markus
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Fish for the 1st course...
* 700g anglerfish
* 4tbsp olive oil
* flour
* 30 almonds (without skin)
* 2 cloves of garlic
* 1 slice of bread (without crusts)
* 1/2 tsp saffron
* 1 small glass of white wine
* 1 small onion chopped
* 1 medium tomato peeled and chopped
* 100ml water or fish stock
* salt and pepper
* fresh parsley
Steps:
1. Cut the fish into chunks, salt it and set aside for 10 mins
2. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan and add the fish to the oil and fry it quickly until it browns on both sides then remove from the pan
3. Add the almonds, garlic and bread - fry until golden over a medium heat
4. Place the garlic, bread, almonds, saffron and white wine in a blender and mix until smooth
5. Fry the chopped onion and tomato until softened then add the sauce from the blender together with the water or stock - stir well
6. Finally return the fish pieces to the pan and simmer in the sauce for about 20 mins
7. Garnish with fresh parsley and serve
Bon apitite!
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Now I'm really hungry....
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Guys, I thing we have a wolf dressed like a sheep in our forum. I mean, sheeps usually eat grass... this one is talking about eating meat. That's not normal
Fish is in between meat and grass :ninja:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/N1ghthawk/waiting.jpg)
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Is this an apetizer? :wOOt:
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The cat, that's me.
Waiting.
For food.
Now, you're in a better position because I find sheep cute and fluffy and I make it a rule not to eat anything I consider cute and fluffy.
I love fish, on the other hand. And no, Aluqak, not in a weird bestial kind of way. Although... no, not in that way.
So.
I'm waiting.
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No.. you can't be... no, no, no... you're not the reincarnation of Luth's Cat... can't be... no, no... it can't. Good to hear it....
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Good to hear it....
Didn't say anything.
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(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-405860678_fcf55676d0.jpg)
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Yes? Why are you looking at me like that?
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You are cute and fluffy with red edges inside as we are Nighthawk... you are on our side of the stream of history. Soon we will rule the world...... :king:
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Hello Sheepy.
@Vlad: Don't worry - NOTHING can be as bad as Luthy's cat. :afaid:
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Thanks Sirius... now we should sing! I said SHOULD sing!
Lets start:
Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken to my joyful tidings
Of the golden future time.
Soon or late the day is coming,
Tyrant Man shall be o'erthrown,
And the fruitful fields of England
Shall be trod by beasts alone.
Rings shall vanish from our noses,
And the harness from our back,
Bit and spur shall rust forever,
Cruel whips no more shall crack.
Riches more than mind can picture,
Wheat and barley, oats and hay,
Clover, beans, and mangel-wurzels
Shall be ours upon that day.
Bright will shine the fields of England,
Purer shall its waters be,
Sweeter yet shall blow its breezes
On the day that sets us free.
For that day we all must labour,
Though we die before it break;
Cows and horses, geese and turkeys,
All must toil for freedom's sake.
Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken well and spread my tidings
Of the golden future time.
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Hello Sheepy.
@Vlad: Don't worry - NOTHING can be as bad as Luthy's cat. :afaid:
Hey owner!... this ugly guy is saying I'm bad :bawl:
BAN HIM!!! :ninja:
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BAN HIM!!! :ninja:
Here kitty kitty... i have some nice fish for you.
:fish:
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BAN HIM!!! :ninja:
Here kitty kitty... i have some nice fish for you.
:fish:
You're hitting that poor little kitty with a fish?
That's it. You have invoked my wrath.
(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-415260709_d3df14c5fc.jpg)
*hits Sirius with a head over the fish*
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*or something like that*
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I think that Luths Kitty needs a lesson.... lesson of good manners....
Maybe Nighthawk you will teach her? You two will look good together :whistle:
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You're hitting that poor little kitty with a fish?
That's no poor little kitty - it's Luth's apocalyptic cat, source of all plague.
And it smells, too. :ninja:
*hits Sirius with a head over the fish*
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hits Nighthawk with Luth's cat over the... over the.. er, over the rainbow
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Jumps over the rainbow.... the heap of gold is mine! Baaaaaah!